Marinated Hot Chick Juice

Hello and sorry for not posting lately, been busy with poking stuff ;), hehe anyways happy ramazan mubarak. A lot has changed since the old days for the ramazan, like the whooping prices of fast breaking of restaurants and there seems to be a lot cuter chicks during the ramazan period. Since its ramazan I'l help you guys by telling you a yummy recipe after breaking the fast, DO NOT do this recipe when ur fasting coz' this maybe too much to handle while fasting.

MARINATED HOT CHICK JUICE

Ingredients
1 Hot Chick
1 Big Fat Wallet
2½ Cars or Big Bike
3 Home Properties
10 Tablespoons of Charm
7 Tablespoons of Care & Love
5 Sachets of Adore

How To
Mix the 5 Sachets of Adore and 6 Tablespoons of Charm for 10 mins, then mix 7 Tablespoons of Care & Love with the well mixed portion and refrigerate for 30 mins.

Stir fry the Home properties for 15 mins, mix with 2½ Cars or Big Bike & Big fat Wallet.

Now this is the hard part ok, Take the Hot Chick and mix well the portion refrigerated earlier and put aside the Home properties, Sachets of Adore, Love and Care, and Mix the remaining 4 sachets of Charm as well. Now deep fry the mixing for 10 mins.

Serve the portion and garnish with Affection and Lust.

Enjoy and Bon Appetite.

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wooo hooo hoooo

only for the guys...all the gals email me ;)

Protect & Preserve

I have been busy wandering in search for much I have lost in my previous endeavors, but in the meantime I have learned much more than I have ever.

This small country has changed a lot during its short period of service to a colony of humans we call Maldivians. We should be thankful for those services offered to us, but I have noticed that the exact opposite happens we disgust it by polluting it and even reap its glory in numerous ways, I can't bear to see that the children's ill doing while to what their forefathers have so much protected and lived alongside with. Don't you know that your co-existence with nature balances out your culture, it is what you are.

For our future generations preserve what we cannot indulge in.

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magey ******

Aiminaa-bee, Aiminaa-bee,
dhekunintha aharen kahbolu naahtakah veli furan indhaa...

buney, ehen noonee dhoru vahtaalaanee,
buney, ehen noonee ****** hadhaalaanee,

BOOOO!!!

Ahdhama foolhoi,
Foolhaka foolhoi...

Ahdhama foolhoi,
Foolhaka foolhoi...


(fili koalhi hama nuvaa nama loamaraafa bismi kiyaafa 3 faharu meyah fumelaa) :D

Miss you so so much...

Even though i don't wanna accept it, i really do miss you. The fact is I have always wanted you and never got the chance or the guts to say it to you, where are you my lonu mirus havaadhu boakibaa buri, i wanna hug you and i wanna squeeze you and ... and *sigh*... ...

I miss you so so much... when will you be mine... *sigh*

(wraps foolhu around and stares at the sky)

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Tagged by... Forgiven

(a) 3 things you can't do;
*Forget Aimina-bi :(
* Stay when its bangi time
* Avoid Blog (its almost like digital rihaakuru O.O)

(b) 3 things you can do;
* Suck Humans
* Poke my foolhu almost anywhere ;)
* Grow back my foolhu :D

(c) 3 things that scare you;
* Lonu mirus
* Prayer times
* Small door holes... (creeps me out after that night)

(d) 3 things that you Love;
* Rihaakuru
* Jungles & Cemeteries
* Women with Bandi-yaa (bandi only also nice :D)

(d) 3 things you hate;
* Women who gossip what they see (excluding aimina-bi, ok)
* Cockroaches (amahyaai kurehppeh :p)
* Bright lights, like those bumble-bee traffic ones


okay, now I'm tagging....... ;
(i) bulhaa
(ii) shanu
(iii) Nazzzz!

Good luck guysss!!! ;D

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good mornin

Well, I am back to my daily routines now, filling my head with sand with the "kah-bolu naashi" is a nice way to kick off your day in the morning... but now i cant do it that often coz' the streets are too noisy and there are too many people, i figured tat I can't visit all those who passes by dho, eyrun foolhu ge dhuvas goss faane maa avahah, dho.

Back in the old days my "partu", aimina-bi used to see me a lot but never admitted it... the story tat u guys heard is a lil' twisted for easy hearing... oh i miss my aimina-bi a lot but what to do dho... seems like my HSBC (handi spell book cult), is also lost (dammit), so I can't revive her dho, anyways, if u guys have any ideas please do tell ingey... have to get soon or don't know what my foolhu will become of... ok taataa for now... O_O ...be back soon

nice date... ehnu

First of all... Happy 070707 to all the chicks... mwah ( ...and all the guys too...) Well its a really beautiful date isn't it? Oh wow, a show is there too... kool ingey, yeah those guys are doing a good job trying to protect nature you know, because all this concrete is making us handis and fureythas and all of my other friends disappear, and a good cause... maruhabaa maruhabaa guys. I salute my foolhu to you guys. Well done.

I wanted to stroll around Male' on this enjoyable day so went all the way around Male' until I got got to a place called "Al mas Carnival", I didn't know those Arab guys had a carnival in Male', kewl (must be from that al barakaath guys relatives), and i noticed that a lot of the girls have evolved to chicks *yum* *yum*, they are HOT too, infact I thought I was in Bangkok for a min or two... these chicks really know how to dress dho, tight skirts, short tops, like baywatch O.O, but a thought wavered over my tiny (umm) i mean huge brain, why'd you call this place a 100% muslim place, i mean why don't you guys call it 17.5% or 25.4% muslim like in percentage for alcohol drinks, i mean at least be honest like me (:D)

Anyways all this music and all these chicks with hot (um mm)... stuff is making me wanna just go and sleep... catch you guys in a while ingey.

Halow... Halow...

Well guys I have finally unpacked my (ahem) stuff, and guess what, my foolhu is now even longer than before. I bet it'll even measure out the submarine cable O.O, after unpacking I was tired and woke up only to hear the screams and sounds of red large moving machines later to know as "fayaa turaku" those things were panicking, just like my T-Rex friends in The Land Before Time, and to my shock I found out like in the old times that people were sending smoke signals. But only to find out that they were sending the signals wrong, maybe they forgot the HSC (handi smoke codes).

I had to get some stuff as I left all my previous belongings in an emergency attempt after that thakuru fellow put "u know what" in me foolhu. I also found out that they now have large large shops here named like "sto", and guess what I got myself a new "kah bolu naahteh" and its like brand new original too, but it was harder to get one these days, unlike in the good ol' days all I have to do is ask those guys who wanted to kill the president by making a oil from those skulls and eating a "roshi" made from the oil. yea the good ol' times...

Hey guys hold on a bit, its time for morning prayers so I'll catch ya laters ... oh shit hes already turned the mic on... (swooosh)...

Its been so Long

Yaaawwwnn, its been soo long since that Thakuru man put me to sleep after (ahem) that incident, anyway he didn't know my Foolhu will re-grow after I slept for some time, kekeke.

Whoa every things all changed, where are all the big trees and the topless girls and the men are after women, (???) its all changed. There is an Islamic center and a new tea called coffee which many Maldivians are very interested and fond of, Even Hassan Thakuru and Aiminaa-bee are not here (RIP guys, may god bless you). Also I saw big mosquitoes flying in the sky with TMA written on it, and theres something called electricity... (sigh) so much has changed.

On the other side a lot has also stayed the same, like all the alcohol parties, one man leadership, sex crazed people and rihaakuru, i know i know but u gotta admit it is tasty.

Well on my way to hukuru miskiy I found out that all the roads have been paved with stones and bumble bee lights, (ouch) my feet hurt a lot. In the early days i could crawl all the way here and there within puddles but now my back hurt a lot coz I have to walk all the way to hukuru miskiy with my long long foolhu on my back. And did you guys know that hukuru miskiy is guarded all day long (sigh) man oh man, what a difficult world has it been made for us handis.

Well, see ya guys around.. i have to unpack my foolhu now.